xstayfocused:

I’d definitely kiss your entire face and make you pancakes and buy you records

possiblyenjoyable:

good reasons to insult your child:

  • no
  • don’t fucking do that
  • not even jokingly
  • don’t insult anyone
  • especially not your own fucking child
  • do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

lord help me its 6:30 and im awake

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

strawberrytartare:

jackryanz:

sum up the plot of bioshock in one sentence

Being polite is the #1 key to getting people to do what you want

quarrterquels:

thicccc:

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

sorry but nothing about this scene is fierce, this is an act of desperation from a trans woman who is being denied necessary medical care in an act of violence towards her. it’s not fierce it’s desperate

fierce |fi(ə)rs| adjective (fiercer, fiercest)

  1. furiously active or determined <make a fierce effort>

darkbluetile:

girls are so cute I’m glad I’m a girl

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

aurathestar:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain

dragons

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

itscarororo:

I just adore this guy.  What a fun design.  

(animates at halfspeed in Safari)

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